Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Only funny if you're a Jewish educator (or scary if you're a BT)

A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very, VERY attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming.
He gave her that "Who are you look," and couldn't remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing his puzzled look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and she walked out of the store.
The guy stood there for a minute dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is the world coming to? Here is a really attractive woman who can't even keep track of who fathers her children!" Then he began to get a little panicky. "I don't remember her," he thought but, MAYBE?.during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child!
He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party back in college and then we got really drunk and had this wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?"
"No", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your son's HEBREW SCHOOL TEACHER!"

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