In any case, I can't tell jokes for the life of me, but here's one golden oldie I saw in this week's Forward to kick things off:
Two Jews are shipwrecked on a desert island in the middle of nowhere. One is frantic, but the other reassures him: "There's nothing to worry about. The UJA can find us anywhere!"Ok, ok. Think you can do better? Have us rolling in the aisles in the comments.
Related: More Jewish jokes at Jewschool, Orthomom; Gil tells his uncle's favorite joke...; 37th Tzaddik joins the fray.