So, does Shiri Maimon have a hope in hell of winning the Eurovision tomorrow night?
I refer you to Crooked Timber's scientific analysis of the voting patterns of the past 30 years, which, if I've correctly deciphered this scientific mumbo-jumbo, seems to prove that nobody likes us and that they're all anti-Semites (except maybe Germany and -- here's the shocker -- France). Good luck, girl.
UPDATE, SAT. NIGHT: Israel is robbed of its momentary early lead and comes in 4th/24. There you go, told you they're all anti-Semites.