
Here comes the bride...

Via the Town Crier -- the latest wedding craziness from OnlySimchas. Prize (or at least an acknowledgement...) for the best caption.
"A massive peaceful march of Palestinians to the locations of their ancestors’ homes in Israel would shock the world into taking notice if Israel ended up killing a couple hundred marchers," he told an audience in Ramallah. “Maybe the Israeli army would shoot and kill several. They may kill 100. They may kill 200 men, women and children. And that would shock the world. The world will get up and say, ‘What is going on?’... “That is the kind of electrifying action that needs to be taken.”In other words, Arun Gandhi is encouraging Palestinians to become Shahids. Probably not what most of us associate with the words, 'non violent'; but that hasn't stopped half the world jumping on the Arun Gandhi bandwagon.
...if only they would “discard the help of the British bayonet” for their defense, and instead “offer themselves [to the Arabs] to be shot or thrown into the Dead Sea without raising a little finger,” the Jews would win a favorable “world opinion” regarding their “religious aspiration.”We all know how well that would have worked out.
Were he a German Jew, Gandhi pronounced, he would challenge the Germans to shoot or imprison him rather than “submit to discriminating treatment.” Such “voluntary” suffering, practiced by all the Jews of Germany, would bring them, he promised, immeasurable “inner strength and joy.” Indeed, “if the Jewish mind could be prepared” for such suffering, even a massacre of all German Jews “could be turned into a day of thanksgiving and joy,” since “to the God-fearing, death has no terror”....We all know how well that worked out, too.
Through their strength of suffering, he promised, “the German Jews will score a lasting victory over the German Gentiles in the sense that they will have converted [them] to an appreciation of human dignity.”
10 percent of Austrians do not know who Hitler was –– an increase of five percent over 1985; only 76 percent recognize the name of Soviet dictator Josef Stalin; 69 percent know who British Prime Minister Winston Churchill was; and 64 percent recognize the name of Italian dictator Benito Mussolini.... About half of those asked were able to identify Anne Frank. Nearly 30 percent could not define “concentration camp,” “persecution of the Jews,” “Auschwitz,” “Holocaust,” “Stalingrad” and “Hiroshima.” Of those between ages 16 and 29, the numbers were lower.I assume we're supposed to be outraged by the low levels of knowledge. But frankly, the major surprise here is that so many people knew so much. It's a minor miracle that 50 percent of Austrians know who Anne Frank was. I'm willing to bet that there are plenty of Brits out there who don't know much about Churchill or the Blitz, either; and the situation is no better in the US. I distinctly remember Jay Leno asking random people on an LA street what year the Second World War started, and getting everything from '1776' and '1861' to blank stares in reply.
Dancing, an archery contest and a staged Jewish-style wedding in the town square were only some of the attractions on offer, while some younger visitors had the chance to act as human chess pieces on a giant board....
Knights in armour, monks, jugglers, clowns and liquor sellers were among those jostling for position in an enthusiastic parade which preceded a call to join a traditional medieval dance. (Seperate, I hope -- MS)
Organisers said some 50 foodstalls had been set up offering tortillas and assorted pies, delicacies such as grilled kid and local Istoria wine, 6,100 bottles of red and 4,100 of white being made available.
Jugglers, clowns, wine and pies... it really was a golden age for Spanish Jewry. Remind me again why we left???
It’s a little too early to comment properly on the Israeli ‘mole’ story because the facts are still way, way too hazy. However, based on facts known to-date, two quick points:
Alpert, 53, of Marlboro, who is Jewish, alleges that he works in a religiously hostile work environment. The 27-year employee says a he has been a victim of a co-worker who "spits on the floor as he sees me" and religious slurs and threats, which he says were condoned by supervisors, according to the complaint. ..The Times denied the allegations; the EEOC is now trying to broker a settlement between Alpert and the paper.
The commission also found cause supporting Alpert's allegations that co-workers referred to him using religious epithets, often in the presence of managers, who did nothing to stop it.
The case could become larger because the EEOC also found evidence that other minority men at the plant were discriminated against.
For the sake of argument, I'm prepared to accept that regarding economic, tax, and social policy Bush is, in American Jewish eyes, akin to Attila the Hun. Not living in America, who am I tell someone who is appalled at what the president is doing to their country, not to be concerned?Of-course, Singer seems to assume that voters would automatically conclude the man for that job is Bush. Not sure they would. However, point about foreign vs. domestic policy well taken.
But as a citizen of the world, not just of America and Israel, I feel a right to say this: This is not about Israel, but where America is going on a global scale. As strange as it may sound, I don't want American Jews to vote on Israel, but on their own security and who they prefer for the de facto leader of this planet....
Here's a simple test. Ask yourself whether tacit in your vote is the assumption that there will be no more 9/11s over the next four years. If you think that is true, then perhaps it is right for you to vote based on domestic policy. But if you think there could well be another 9/11-scale attack in the near future, then you should be voting on who will do a better job steering the world in a different direction.
Last week in Belgium the papers were full of the story of three young Chassidim from America who were arrested for using fake credit cards to pay for luxury car rentals and five-star hotel rooms. When the news of the arrests leaked out, a group of Chassidim demonstrated outside the local police station against ‘police brutality.’ Apparently the police were refusing them kosher food because, according to the young men’s credit card records, they had been feasting at several well know non-kosher establishments in town and didn’t seem that much committed to kosher food.Jeremy's point is that Hassidim are essentially like all other Jews -- some good, some bad, 'with their fair share of saints and sinners,' and you can't tell anything about anyone's standards of observance by their dress or their affiliation.
Israel and the United States "are the two countries that I most love. I don't really care what anyone else thinks," Zur said. "The situation with the U.S. and what's going on around the world -- it's kind of similar to the feeling I had when I lived in Israel."In true Israeli style, if he wins anything, I'm sure we'll take the credit and be very proud of him nonetheless.
Zur was born in America and raised in Israel, and now lives in Chula Vista, Calif. He moved to the United States because the cost of living is less and the training opportunities a bit better, he said.
NYANA has tried to compensate for the decline of its Refugee Resettlement Program... by branching out into areas like mental health and substance abuse services for immigrants of many nationalities, and helping to train immigrants in entrepreneurship.After 25 years on the job, it's only natural that Handelman would wish to move on. His resignation is still symptomatic of the fact, however, that the Jewish community as a whole still largely sees bringing the refugess to the US/Canada, and perhaps finding them jobs, as the end of the process -- while in fact it is just the beginning.
These programs have been successful, Handelman said, but “they are small compared to what we had been doing with refugee resettlement.”
They would focus on Jewish history and culture — for instance, teaching the Torah as history — while leaving worship for homework.With all due respect to Michael Steinhardt -- and a lot of respect is due -- the question is: far from being 'the most-needed institution in the Jewish world,' would there be much demand for secular day-schools at all? My guess is not. Because while there are thousands upon thousands of secular Jews out there, I don't think that many of them are actually ideologically committed to secularism. And the reasons people don't send their children to Jewish day schools have far more to do with cost, fear of being isolated from other cultures, and simply lack of affiliation and interest than with fear of a little religion.
Steinhardt, in his typical sweeping way, calls secular day schools the most-needed institution in the Jewish world.
"Such an institution would be a great first step in bringing back the socio-economic elite of the Jewish community," he said.
The use of porn models' pictures in JDate's banners is not in keeping with the declarations appearing on JDate's international site... The site claims its purpose is "to help to find real people for real relationships" and "to help strengthen the Jewish community and insure [sic] Jewish traditions are carried on for many generations to come."It's hard to believe Ha'aretz takes this at face value and does not realize that JDate's only real purpose is to make money for its owners. In fact, it sounds to me that by writing up this story as an enormous, serious expose rather than as a funny vignette or a tale of a misguided marketing move, Ha'aretz is deliberately blowing a story out of proportion in order to sell papers. Kinda similar to the way JDate is deliberately misrepresenting its members in order to sell memberships.
"some ancestors who contributed genes in the formative years of the Ashkenazi community either were faking their status as Levites or simply mistakenly believed they were Levites when they were not.According to the study, Sephardi Leviim, by contrast, have the same genetic lineage as Cohanim.
"This misidentified Levite would have had to either have been a convert himself, or to have inherited his genes from a convert or even from a non-Jewish father...
"It is... possible that a woman who was married to a Levite but had a son out wedlock, either because of a rape or an affair, still might have raised her son as if he were a Levite."
"a religious rather than a moral sin. The Bible clearly distinguishes between sins against God (religious) versus sins against man (moral), and neatly divides the Ten Commandments into two tablets reflecting that division. Sins such as not worshiping idols and honoring the Sabbath are on the first tablet, while sins such as refraining from theft and murder are on the second. Adultery is both a religious and a moral sin because it involves breaking the holy covenant of marriage, as well as deceiving one's spouse.
"In this sense, McGreevey's having cheated on his wife is a far more serious moral sin than having cheated with a man. Homosexuality, by contrast, which involves consensual sex and no deception, is only a religious sin and not a moral one. Therefore, those who label homosexuality as "immoral" would likewise have to argue that those who don't go to church are immoral, when in fact they are simply not religious. "
"There have been at least three people coming forward, and this person seems the most credible," a source familiar with the inquiry said.The questions seem to be boiling down to: is he gay or not? Is he the blackmailing type, or not?
It would have been bad enough if her husband, New Jersey Gov. James E. McGreevey, had announced that he had an affair with another woman. The TV audience still would be scratching its collective head wondering why the missus was standing by her man. But when the announcement is that he is "gay" — not even bisexual — and the wife finds herself outed as the wife on the outs, it becomes an even bigger mystery as to why she is dutifully standing by her spouse.Who will probably not be her spouse for long.
It's a funny thing. Many of us who came to this country did so because, apart from an intense feeling of Jewishness, we felt that we wanted to lead lives that were less materialistic, more driven by ideals, than those we would have led in the Diaspora. And in important ways, we have succeeded in doing that. Yet in other ways, we have ended up leading lives that are far more bound to material concerns, for the simple reason that we are forced to think about money - or rather, about not having enough of it - all the time. Since settling in Israel, there hasn't been a day - well, anyway, a week - in which I haven't worried about our finances. There's nothing spiritually uplifting about this. In fact, it's spiritually debilitating.Well, I'll second that. And it's a big mistake to obscure this (potential) reality for new Olim ('Don't worry about money, no one has any'; 'The money always turns up from somewhere'; 'you're not going there for the money anyway.')
A dormant account of ORDNER ADELE with a credit balance of 50,000,000 US dollar plus accumulated interest was discovered by me. The beneficiary was murdered during the holocaust era, leaving no WILL and no possible records for trace of heirs... Due to the sensitive nature of my job, I need a foreigner to HELP claim the funds.Of-course he also needs your bank account details. Sick.
His legal team has now told the Johannesburg High Court that this must be unconstitutional as it infringes on their client's right to religion and right to practise religion.I'd be interested to know why exactly this man, who cannot be named to protect his children, refused to pay the maintenance. Because on the face of things, it's a little disturbing that a man who refuses to support his own children thinks that not davening with a minyan is what will destroy his dignity as a human being. The case continues...
"It will destroy his dignity as a human being," Advocate Frank Snyckers said.
As far as Shabbat is concerned, Rabbi Klein clarified that the Badatz review found that there are Jewish employees in the Canadian office who do not take off Saturdays. Badatz, therefore, made its granting of the kashrut certificate conditional on the Jewish employees stopping to work on Saturdays and permitted non-Jewish employees to continue working.I'd like to know how this works in Canadian law. Is it religious discrimination to tell a Jewish employee they are no longer allowed to take a Saturday shift, or come in on a Saturday if they want to, while other employees can?
"malicious sources insist that Suha has, whisper it not, acquired a paramour: The First Lady of Palestine, the sources report, has lately been seen at some of the fanciest Parisian restaurants in the company of wealthy Lebanese businessman, Pierre Rizk.Things, alas, are not quite as the Post presents them: a quick Google search shows Rizk has long been one of Arafat's own business partners. I'm not sure whether this makes things better or worse for Arafat, but no matter. Considering Suha is married to possibly the least attractive man on earth, the only real question is: what took her so long?
Like Suha, Rizk is a Christian. But unlike Suha, he acquired a distinguished record of contacts with Israeli intelligence officials during the 1982 Lebanon War when he himself was head of intelligence for the Lebanese Forces, a Christian militia that fought bloody battles with the Palestinians and was, irony of ironies, closely aligned with Israel....
Suha was not available for comment this week."
When an American Jew stands at the gates of a former concentration camp and sees the inscription "Never again", he assumes it's a commitment never again to tolerate genocide. Alain Finkielkraut, a French thinker, says that those two words to a European mean this: never again the führers and duces who enabled such genocide. "Never again power politics. Never again nationalism. Never again Auschwitz" - a slightly different set of priorities. And over the years a revulsion against any kind of "power politics" has come to trump whatever revulsion post-Auschwitz Europe might feel about mass murder.]
"This was argued for a long time and caused a great disorder in consequence whereof several members withdrew from the meeting....Aaaah, synagogue politics. Nothing like it.
"The Pr[esident] Then proferred a complaint against the Shames for creating a disturbance in the Synagoge, and also disobedience.....
"A motion has been made and seconded that the resignation of Mr. J. Folkart [as a member of staff in the synagogue's Sunday School] be accepted, he having ['regressed' crossed out] ['broken' crossed out] violated the most important law, having transgressed Yom Kippur Day."
I am off for my annual holiday. As my wife has no idea I write this blog, although I know she is an avid reader, I can hardly justify needing an Internet connection in the place I will be. So I will sign out now for three weeks and ponder what I just wrote.Unlike this one, for example, The Shaigetz's blog is personal, very personal, in style, in subject matter, in the (numerous) identifying details he reveals. He's writing about his life, his society, his innermost thoughts.
"It would amaze the detractors who depict Mr Wolfowitz as part of a narrow-minded Jewish lobby that one of the most important people in his life is, in fact, an Arab woman whose job is to promote gender equality in the Middle East and North Africa. It will doubtless also surprise many of his supporters."Something, I suspect, of a typical British understatement!