You know Bnai Braq culture's in trouble when...

teenagers start collecting cards of 'different professions' rather than cards of rabbis. (It would be interesting to know a little bit more about what's on those cards -- are the professions of the 'Shochet/Sofer Stam' variety or of the 'Computer programmer/Hi-tech mogul variety, but the ultimate point is the same.) You read it here first.