Monday, June 07, 2004

D Bible is gr8

After Microsoft reportedly reduced the 24 books of The Iliad into 32 lines of sms to make it more accessible to the masses, The Sunday Telegraph has done the same for the Bible (with a little nod to the New Testament at the end):
Task 4 God: mke wrld. Job 6 dys. Rests Sun. Eve flirts wiv snake. Uh-oh. L8r Cain kills bruvver.
Floods. Noah: CYa! Scapes in ark wiv anmls 2by2.
Locusts. Dry soil/toil. Lots greybeards, hevy dudes, bum era. Moses & Co. exit Egyp. Moses parts Red C. Cool. Goes up Sinai, 10 rules, then Holy Lnd. Wait 4 Messiah. Who he?
Can anyone out there do better?

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