Abu Hamza. Talk about tuches-licking
According to the Hindustan Times, London's top-security Belmarsh prison has hired a male nurse at £30,000 a year (!) to "clean the radical cleric Abu Hamza after he visits [the] toilet."
For a moment I couldn't imagine what they were talking about -- until I remembered that the repulsive Abu Hamza, who is awaiting extradition to America on 11 terrorism charges including hostage-taking and trying to set up a terrorist training camp in the US, doesn't have hands.
I hope Britain's most evil man realizes how good he has it in this country he hates so much. If it were up to me, I'd let Captain Hook wipe his own tuches.
