Monday, May 24, 2004

Flying high

El Al will become the first airline in the world next month to equip all its planes with an anti-missile system.
Now how about an anti-engine-failure-in-midair system?
And while I'm offering El Al advice, maybe they could adapt Delta's new scheme , whereby flight attendants can give out free tickets to "passengers who are nice to each other." In El Al, it might be more beneficial to let passengers give free tickets to flight attendants who are nice to them.
(Just kidding. I actually think El Al service -- in the plane, if not in the check-in area at Ben Gurion -- has vastly improved in the last few years.)

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