"No man but a block(g)head ever wrote, except for money" -- Dr. Johnson
I would DIE for a good signal.
"can you hear me now?" gets my vote.but how about "he had a higher calling"or "unlimited minutes, for all eternity"
1. Zero Minutes Remaining2. IM Me in Hell3. Gone Roaming4. Sorry, can't get a signal up here.5. OK Verizon, try to collect from me NOW!
"can you hear me now" for sure
raising the bar......
No signal.
We never stop working for you...even you were gone
Dead Ringer
Damn... Another dead Motorola. It was such a young phone -- died way before its time. RIP, young phone... RIP.
hey! look the new Motorola cell phone!tomb razr!--side note, this is linked to from engadget,with more 'dead ringers'... ;) http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000893036681/
talk about ROLL OVER minutes!
My phone died...
1. I'll bet he gets a monumental phone bill...2. That phone is really from the Stone Age.3. Yes, this one's quite nice, but I was looking for one that was a tad bit smaller....
Hey! gimme a call. So what if I'm in hell, its a local* call for you. (local because the grave seems to be in Israel ...Hebrew writing on graves.)
I told you these things were dangerous
How about:Even in death, I have no shame.
I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is no longer in service. Please hangup and try your call again.S. Bans
Please leave a message, I'll get back to you as soon as I can
1. unlimited coffin to coffin calling2. now with hands free walkie-talkie!!3. what happens when you use your cell in public places, you asshole
1.) Back in the "stone age" cell phones were this big2.) ....And what would you give for the latest in cell phone technology?3.) Ask not for whom the phone rings, it rings for thee.
Boy, they are getting really serious about that "no driving while talking on the cell phone" law around here.
...at least he won't get hit with any more roaming charges...
[1] "aren't rollover minutes eternal?"[2] "How am I supposed to use T9 now?"
Free call to Ghostbusters' hell branch
anybody has God's number here?34...84? 34...52? What the fuck was the PIN?at least one game would have been nice.
Singular Wireless, make sure you read the fine print.
adds a whole new meaning to "no roaming"
if you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again...if you'd like to make a call,please hang up and try again...if you'd like to make a call..
Anyone else for last call?
Using a cell phone means never having to say "Good-Bye"...
Call me anytime...Never out of touch...I hope it's bluetooth enabled,otherwise, it's gonna be really hard to answer...Ring, Ring, Ring...Somebody answer that damn phone!I swear... the ringing could wake the dead!
Peeps, do you realize that it is a calculator? Not a phone, i repeat, NOT a phone. :)
hang this up and drive.
Hey erry boody, i hash sooch a baish for a sigonol
OMG, your right...It's a calculator - "For Dr.Stan the sums didn't add up"
inspired by the fact that is is NOT a phone, but a calculator:מחשב את קיצו(השראה מתוך חתולים מחשבים את קיצם לאחור)
"Calculated Risk"
Alas, he reached a dead end in his calculations.
Hey great site, good reading and will be back for more, thanks..Check out some of these sites to download stuff to your cell / mobile phone.. Cheers Philbollywood ringtonebollywood ringtonebollywood ringtonebollywood ringtonebollywood ringtoneThanks again...
is a PHONE :D
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I would DIE for a good signal.
ReplyDelete"can you hear me now?" gets my vote.
ReplyDeletebut how about "he had a higher calling"
or "unlimited minutes, for all eternity"
1. Zero Minutes Remaining
ReplyDelete2. IM Me in Hell
3. Gone Roaming
4. Sorry, can't get a signal up here.
5. OK Verizon, try to collect from me NOW!
"can you hear me now" for sure
ReplyDeleteraising the bar......
ReplyDeleteNo signal.
ReplyDeleteWe never stop working for you...
ReplyDeleteeven you were gone
Dead Ringer
ReplyDeleteDamn... Another dead Motorola. It was such a young phone -- died way before its time. RIP, young phone... RIP.
ReplyDeletehey! look the new Motorola cell phone!
ReplyDeletetomb razr!
--
side note, this is linked to from engadget,
with more 'dead ringers'... ;)
http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000893036681/
talk about ROLL OVER minutes!
ReplyDeleteMy phone died...
ReplyDelete1. I'll bet he gets a monumental phone bill...
ReplyDelete2. That phone is really from the Stone Age.
3. Yes, this one's quite nice, but I was looking for one that was a tad bit smaller....
Hey! gimme a call. So what if I'm in hell, its a local* call for you.
ReplyDelete(local because the grave seems to be in Israel ...Hebrew writing on graves.)
I told you these things were dangerous
ReplyDeleteHow about:
ReplyDeleteEven in death, I have no shame.
I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is no longer in service. Please hangup and try your call again.
ReplyDeleteS. Bans
Please leave a message, I'll get back to you as soon as I can
ReplyDelete1. unlimited coffin to coffin calling
ReplyDelete2. now with hands free walkie-talkie!!
3. what happens when you use your cell in public places, you asshole
1.) Back in the "stone age" cell phones were this big
ReplyDelete2.) ....And what would you give for the latest in cell phone technology?
3.) Ask not for whom the phone rings, it rings for thee.
Boy, they are getting really serious about that "no driving while talking on the cell phone" law around here.
ReplyDelete...at least he won't get hit with any more roaming charges...
ReplyDelete[1] "aren't rollover minutes eternal?"
ReplyDelete[2] "How am I supposed to use T9 now?"
Free call to Ghostbusters' hell branch
ReplyDeleteanybody has God's number here?
ReplyDelete34...84? 34...52? What the fuck was the PIN?
at least one game would have been nice.
Singular Wireless, make sure you read the fine print.
ReplyDeleteadds a whole new meaning to "no roaming"
ReplyDeleteif you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again...
ReplyDeleteif you'd like to make a call,
please hang up and try again...
if you'd like to make a call..
Anyone else for last call?
ReplyDeleteUsing a cell phone means never having to say "Good-Bye"...
ReplyDeleteCall me anytime...
ReplyDeleteNever out of touch...
I hope it's bluetooth enabled,
otherwise, it's gonna be really hard to answer...
Ring, Ring, Ring...
Somebody answer that damn phone!
I swear... the ringing could wake the dead!
Peeps, do you realize that it is a calculator? Not a phone, i repeat, NOT a phone. :)
ReplyDeletehang this up and drive.
ReplyDeleteHey erry boody, i hash sooch a baish for a sigonol
ReplyDeleteOMG, your right...It's a calculator - "For Dr.Stan the sums didn't add up"
ReplyDeleteinspired by the fact that is is NOT a phone, but a calculator:
ReplyDeleteמחשב את קיצו
(השראה מתוך חתולים מחשבים את קיצם לאחור)
"Calculated Risk"
ReplyDeleteAlas, he reached a dead end in his calculations.
ReplyDeleteHey great site, good reading and will be back for more, thanks..
ReplyDeleteCheck out some of these sites to download stuff to your cell / mobile phone.. Cheers Phil
bollywood ringtone
bollywood ringtone
bollywood ringtone
bollywood ringtone
bollywood ringtone
Thanks again...
is a PHONE :D
ReplyDeleteedonkey 2000 francaisedonkey mac telechargement liens edonkey telecharger la derniere version d emuletelecharger emule 0.45 a telecharger avec emule emuleemule paradise emule plus telecharger acrobatacrobat reader telecharger telecharger adobe acrobat telecharger clone cdclone cd telecharger telecharger clone cd gratuit telecharger e mule gratuite mule telecharger gratuit telecharger gratuit e mule telecharger e mule gratuitementtelecharger gratuitement e mule e mule telecharger gratuitement telecharger emule gratuittelecharger gratuit emule emule telecharger gratuit telecharger emule gratuitementtelecharger gratuitement emule emule telecharger gratuitement telecharger emule en francaistelecharger emule v0.46b telecharger nouvelle version emule telecharger skypeskype telecharger telecharger skype gratuit telecharger winampwinamp telecharger telecharger winamp gratuit telecharger winzip gratuitwinzip telecharger gratuit telecharger gratuit winzip telecharger winziptelecharger winzip gratuit telecharger winzip gratuitement winmx francaistelecharger winmx winmx fr
ReplyDelete